S-ology.....

Wendy had this indirect tag HER blog……and since I thought it would save you from having to listen to me ramble on about dreams or something, I decided to try it! you are welcome to consider yourself tagged! Let me know so I can go read your answers!

MOUTHOLOGY
Q: What is your salad dressing of choice?
A: Hidden Valley Ranch (though once in a while nothing can beat 1,000 Island)

Q: What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Taco Bell

Q: What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A: I don’t have a FAV….I pretty much like anyplace where I am not doing the cooking!

Q: On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: 20%

Q: What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Taco Bell, Top Ramen, or Strawberry Frosted Mini Wheats.

Q: What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: pepperoni, black olives, and mushrooms

Q: What do you like to put on your toast?
A: butter and jelly

TECHNOLOGY
Q: What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: home is HeroScape courtesy of R. at work nothing but ugly icons.

Q: How many televisions are in your house?
A: 3 but we only use 2 of them.

BIOLOGY
Q: Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: right handed

Q: Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: wisdom teeth, a nerve in my foot, and some boob-age

Q: When was the last time you had a cavity?
A: junior high school?!?!?

Q: What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: last week I helped carry the fake Christmas tree down the hall at work.

Q: Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A: nope.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q: If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: no thank you!

Q: If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: maybe Elizabeth….lots of fun nicknames. Or something Gaelic or uncommon.

Q: What color do you think looks best on you?
A: no clue.

Q: Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A: not that I am aware of.

Q: Have you ever saved someones life?
A: nope. But I know CPR so atleast I might be able to.

Q: Has someone ever saved yours?
A: nope.

DAREOLOGY
Q: Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: depends on WHO! Lol!

Q: Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: no.

Q: Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: sure…….

Q: Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: like I could FIND someone willing to pay me to pose naked! Lol!!

Q: Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1,000?
A: no. can I pimp out J for that task?!?!?

Q: Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: no.

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: according to dh it is, but he is wrong.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: both.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: stand. That IS a dumb question!

Q: Would you live with roommates?
A: I have in the past. I wouldn’t have a roommate in the house with my family.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: a lot…….a whole lot.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: I have never had a “run-in”…….but I last got a speeding ticket in 1994.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8?
A: top 8 WHAT?!?!?

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
A: Carol from Minnesnowta.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: a co-worker

Q: Last person you hugged?
A: ds before bedtime last night.

Q: Last person to stick their foot in your face?
A: gee…..you would think you would remember something like this?!??!

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 4

Q: Season?
A: sweater weather

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
A: yes.

Q: Mood?
A: stressed…..about work, about money, about Christmas.

Q: Listening to?
A: stupid credit union commercial.

Q: Watching?
A: not much. It is raining outside so no birds or anything fun.

Q: Worrying about?
A: see “mood?”

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: the bathroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: read my new book.

Q: What's the last movie you saw in theater?
A: “Enchanted” on Thanksgiving

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I think so.

now go forth and be tagged.....and be thankful this post isn't about dreams or something! lol!!